The 5 common investments are each different in their own unique ways. You could almost say that they have different personalities. So naturally, we asked ourselves – what would investments be like if they were people?
The dramatic one: Shares
Everyone is either obsessed with them or terrified and won’t go near them. If shares were people, Commsec and ASX would be their Instagram and Twitter. The Australian Financial Review would be their MTV. Everything about them is broadcasted to the world down to the minute, and there always seems to be a ‘situation’ that needs to be addressed.
They tend to be celebrities and seem to have drama every other minute. Their polarising temperaments mean that everyone has a...